By Austin Meyermann
Fitbit chimes, its time, but don’t get out of bed
Get my updates, notifications, check my emails, read
Breakfast equals one cup of coffee, kashi & chobani noted
MyPlate is up to date, all my meals have been loaded
Get dressed, send a Snap to my friends wearing Yeezys!
Snap me back, tell me they look cool pretty pleases
Accuweather says a chance of rain, some clouds and partly sunny
Big idea, we need an app that makes the weather funny
Take the Parkway and save seven minutes someone said
Crowdsourced Waze tells me where to go so I can stay ahead
Get out of the car, quick! phone to face
Antisocial, no, checking Insta, Just in case
FOMO is my bro, yo, keeping me connected
Facebook pushes updates no chance to feel dejected
At my desk, Slacking and tasking through Trello, I’m a beast
Its proof of my productivity at the very least
I’ve got homies all around the world, just look at my connections
Linkedin network up to 3000 positive selections
Where we going after work, the daily question has been posed
Tweets leap from peep to peep no one seems to know
Waiting on my doorstep, Prime packages have arrived, Yeah!
Amazon knows what’s going on and how to save the day
Chipotle or Panera, Grubhub is ready to deliver
How did people live without the thought makes me shiver
Check my swipes from right to left
Tinder love boils down to simply better breasts
Pack it in, the day is done, is what Alexa said
Or was that the natural voice inside my human head